My favorite quotes

Some of my favorite quotes from Dad:

When you look at the Bible you have to keep things in perspective; major in the majors, minor in the minors.

Would it stimulate you to follow Christ more? What’s your purpose in doing it?

If you were to have a serious accident doing that, are you prepared to praise the Lord for the rest of your life with whatever happened?

Have you ever noticed how trashy your Mothers mind is? All she ever thinks about is taking out that trash and doing dirty laundry. HEHEHEHE

You don't call an alligator a lizard, you don't call a man a boy!

Me: guess WHAT?

Dad: God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life????

Most frequent quote: please come in here

Some of my favorite quotes from Mom:

Remember honey, the hand of the diligent shall rule, but the slack hand shall be put to force labor.

Well bless your pea picking heart! (I still say my heart don’t pick peas, it’s my hands…hehe)

...life's not always fair

Mom: oh, did you get this out? *picks up towel*

Me: no

Mom: well thanks for putting it up!

Me: oh...right… you’re welcome *puts up towel*

You don’t get what you whine for…work’s good for ya, it’ll build character!

Mom: you deserted us?

Me: well not technically, I didn’t volunteer to work on it

Mom: no you didn't, I drafted you

Oh no! I’m out of the loop! You haven’t told me about this?!!

Who says you need a pool of young men to choose from anyway, it only takes one you know, and God is more than capable of bringing the right one.

But some people don't have food, just think what a great blessing it is to have this soup again! We need to be thankful for it.

Most frequent quote: time for kitchen clean up!!!